A gay gamer.
A promiscuous poet.
A cynical cinephile.
An alliterative a-hole.
Watching Parks and Rec with my pooch.

Watching Parks and Rec with my pooch.

My manager made me this bracelet! #freshtodeath

My manager made me this bracelet! #freshtodeath

I just got those fresh eggs out of the chicken coop and my cat looked at them and went HELL NAW. Knocked both off with two quick swipes.

I just got those fresh eggs out of the chicken coop and my cat looked at them and went HELL NAW. Knocked both off with two quick swipes.

I’m burning up baby.

I’m burning up baby.

Bedtime weave.

Bedtime weave.

He sucked my soul out directly after this was taken. #pussybecrazy #whyimgay

He sucked my soul out directly after this was taken. #pussybecrazy #whyimgay