The Outlier

A gay gamer.
A promiscuous poet.
A cynical cinephile.
An alliterative a-hole.

Schnauzer sitting on me because he is terrified of thunder.

Honey Badger Don’t Care

animalsbeingdicks:

Mother Honey Badger protects baby from Zebra

What’s black, white, & red all over? A Zebra that effs with a honey badger’s baby.

Xenoblade Chronicles is on tonight’s menu!
My tent has a Virtual Boy! #highclass

My tent has a Virtual Boy! #highclass

steellasagna:

Blathers kicks ass.

steellasagna:

Blathers kicks ass.

My beautiful new Nintendo 3DS XL Animal Crossing Edition.
Waffle House with the parental units.
Just a few pages left. Real feel good, life-affirming book.

corgiaddict:

Do Jiggles have nice wiggles

She dooooo

(Source: mariomayfire, via chrisoflegendtumble)

(Source: pop-royalty, via likeatymelt)